But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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