Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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