did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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