the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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