brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Acid is not a monday night drug
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
