Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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