Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm like, not good at living.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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