We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
