I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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