my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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