I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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