her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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