i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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