Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
