I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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