All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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