More tranny stories later!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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