I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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