he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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