how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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