We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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