Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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