worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it because I queefed?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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