As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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