We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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