At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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