Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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