sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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