you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Someone shattered a urinal.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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