Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you inspire me to be a worse person
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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