If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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