Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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