Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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