Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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