East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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