I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
