Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We are all done wearing pants today
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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