you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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I need you to use more vowels.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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