I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
