chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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