Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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