This is not my ceiling
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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