Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There r osticjed everywhere
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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