normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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