Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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