and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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