using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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