I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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