she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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