She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize