have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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