Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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