finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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