even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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