then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im holly from the hills drunk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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