spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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