i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She told me I should be a condom model.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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