Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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